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WIND dreams up 14 sensual smartphone positions called “Call-A-Sutra”
How does an “All Nighter”, “Cushion-Pushin”, “Rub Down”, “Blindfold Bang”, or the “Pelvic Pumper” sound? This is something the oozes Virgin Mobile, but in actuality it’s WIND Mobile who created these positions. Their new “Call-A-Sutra” is a Valentine’s Day focussed blitz that hopes to spread the love and spur on new ways for your partner(s) to connect. WIND said in a release that they recognized “that holding a phone to your ear just doesn’t do it for everyone”, and that over the next couple weeks they’ll announce new “sensual smartphone positions” everyday on Facebook.
Very risqué!! There are different levels of difficulty and WIND gave a couple descriptions: The beginner “The Rub Down: 1. With your right hand, bend slightly and rub your phone screen against your right leg to get rid of the facial residue left on it by a previous companion. 2. Your partner, unsure of where their phone has been, uses their left hand to wipe their phone on their left leg before answering your call.” – to expert like “The Blindfold Bang: 1. Walk with your head in a downward position. 2. Hold your phone with both hands and text your partner with your thumbs. 3. Unknowingly walk straight into a light pole. 4. Your partner, engrossed in your text, also walks with their head in a downward position. 5. Accidentally, they ram hard into a bike rack.”
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Trying too hard Wind
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This is still better than 4 cartoony-superheroes!
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uh…okay…
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*sigh*
Really bad marketing. This reminds me of SEGA Genesis commercials.
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Coffee? Tea? SEGA!?
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This is incredibly funny! I was laughing very hard when I first saw it! it made my day
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meh typical marketing stuff
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if you fail to see the humor, just picture the person receiving the call from someone doing this, it will be like: hello? WTF!!?? are you ok? are you on something?
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If you take the second word of each.. Nighter, Pushin, Down, Bang, Pumper…. sounds more like Mamma’s Got a Squeeze Box Device.
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how about for their employees…..i know the girl at the dealer down the road from me is a braindead tool.
and no, the tits just aren’t big enough for me to try to listen to her.
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Disgusting. This isn’t gonna help sales…
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If I wasn’t soooo busy being a troll on winds site I could have been first on here telling more lies. So blah blah blah warranty blah blah jabroni blah blah. I get much more attention on winds site, and thats all my handlers want, meaningless, unsubstantiated lies, untruths, and meaningless bogeyman scare tactics. None of it has to be true, I get paid by the post. Need to supplement that used car salesman lack of income, its not easy pushing adesa redlights to suckers.
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I did the Pelvic Pump when I cancelled my Rogers contract.
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I want wind to get some pink phones so they can match my underwear!
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Neil you do know everything I say is a lie? Nice troll though, shows you are not very intelligent.
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Good luck with small claims. lol. I don’t think you will do very well Neilly, you have no money for legal advice, and lack the brains to even file the papers.
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Oh good god. Seriously? Phonerotica? Did Wind get all “giggity” up in their Marketing dept?
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This….isn’t going to help Wind’s credibility.
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aaawwwwlllll riiittteee
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Stay classy WIND.
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I don’t know what s**t flies in Egypt, but this is retarded…
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I think it is really funny! I like it.
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@Jesse
People over 35 seem are too afraid to try new things because companies like Rogers put the fear of god in to them about the “what ifs” if you were to leave them. For people under 35, this is pretty funny and it goes to show that they have a sense of humour. Unlike some other companies I know.
Btw, Kudos to Virgin for being a fun company too, their ads and emails are pretty funny.
I think the funniest thing I ever read from Bell was back in 1994 – At the bottom of every bill they had a little blurb. I always added the the bit paranthesis because it was true.
“Thank you for using Bell (You have no choice.)”
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People over 35 generally don’t fall for “it’ll help you get laid” ad campaigns. That’s why young people drench themselves in crap like axe body spray.
The over 35 crowd prefers practicallity over anything else. Put up more towers, give good deals, and we will come.
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Exactly – finally a Telco company who is doing something different – not only offers, offers, offers…
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@Radar
You’re forgetting Virgin mobile! At times they had been accused of going too far
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do they have any g*y positions? Johnn is my lover and we need some spice.. I need a bigger strap on to make him happier.. I am the pitcher and he is the catcher
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Oh rocco I knew you were a troll! but I called and found out what you said was true. I was shocked and then I thought who cares if there is no warranty! I work for wind so I can always get a new phone! Johnn got a wax today and he looks so hot! T1MB1T is also wanting some of all of all this!
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Warren is that is really you I am shocked! I did not know you were openly g*y! Not that there is anything the matter with that! I hope you mom does not throw you out!
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screw this (no pun intended)…. when is Wind getting the iPhone?
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Iphone is in the works! This whole marketing campaign is brilliant! I am amazed that tony is able to come up with these as busy as he is! Just yesterday he was saying that the price increases that are on the way will be well received because he will also tell us all about the iphone! I can not stress the importance of buying your phones only from wind! they need your support!!! why give it to the big 3?! I am pushing for wind to lock out phones that have not been bought from wind!
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Really,! This is even sad for wind standards
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I think I’m gonna break wind…
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