Certainly not a new phone! However, if you are in the market for a truly basic phone that can do the standard functions such as talking and storing your contacts the Nokia 1208 is now available at Petro-Canada.
For $49 or 115,000 Petro Points you can have this devise. The candy bar style phone is 4.02″ x 1.74″ x 0.69″ and weights 77 grams. In addition, the phone has talk time of 7 hours with a LCD screen (96×68 pixels) and can store up to 200 of your closest contacts, Alarm, Calendar, Calculator, TO-DO, Converter.
More at PetroCanada.com site.
(This is also available at 7-11 from Speak Out Wireless)